SophistiCat
I can't bear that beastly child with the blond curls a day longer. I have to move!
I have been contemplating this possibility for a while but now it's become imperative. The incident with the hairbrush in the bathroom this morning was more than my dignity could bear. Believe me it's impossible being a cat in a house with a noisy child wielding a hairbrush and a spray can. On the other hand it's not easy changing addresses particularly as I am very fond of this neighbourhood.
First you have to find the right person to move in with. Men on their own are not really an option (they stay out too late and too often), anyone with children or young couples who might produce children should be avoided and I need not add that a house with dogs is out of the question. Having eliminated the above a single woman of mature years seems to be the answer.
I shall start looking in earnest this afternoon when the child comes home from nursery school and it is expedient to leave the house.
Right now I am off to find a place in the sun to rest and contemplate a future of peace, quiet and loving tender care.
I can't bear that beastly child with the blond curls a day longer. I have to move!
I have been contemplating this possibility for a while but now it's become imperative. The incident with the hairbrush in the bathroom this morning was more than my dignity could bear. Believe me it's impossible being a cat in a house with a noisy child wielding a hairbrush and a spray can. On the other hand it's not easy changing addresses particularly as I am very fond of this neighbourhood.
First you have to find the right person to move in with. Men on their own are not really an option (they stay out too late and too often), anyone with children or young couples who might produce children should be avoided and I need not add that a house with dogs is out of the question. Having eliminated the above a single woman of mature years seems to be the answer.
I shall start looking in earnest this afternoon when the child comes home from nursery school and it is expedient to leave the house.
Right now I am off to find a place in the sun to rest and contemplate a future of peace, quiet and loving tender care.
P.S Recent photo but I'm not looking happy!
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